Wife 1.0.

Добавлено: Ср Янв 21, 2009 7:21 pm

Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.

I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes
that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now
monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies
7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever
selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to
run my favorite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0, but the 'uninstall'
doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!!!
Thanks,
"A Troubled User"

REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it
is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run
EVERYTHING!!!

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend
5.0.

It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the
system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not
to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under
Warnings-Alimony-Child Support) .

I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the
environment.

I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate
software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the
system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs,
such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be
very careful how you use these programs.
Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5.
Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is
to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery
5.0

WARNING: DO NOT, under any circumstances, install
SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause
irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support...

ROFL

Добавлено: Ср Янв 21, 2009 7:30 pm

Поржал

Добавлено: Ср Янв 21, 2009 10:09 pm

этот баян я видел на русском... года два назад

Добавлено: Пт Июл 02, 2010 2:46 pm

А мужики-то не знают Smile

Добавлено: Пт Июл 02, 2010 4:42 pm

ну хоть может в таком виде до некоторых особей
мужского пола дойдут прописные истины)

и

Mikhail писал(а):

I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate
software augmentation. ROFL

Гость

А мужики-то не знают Smile

Добавлено: Чт Сен 16, 2010 11:52 am